Rolls-Royce at the drive-in
In
a reciprocal gesture 60 years in the making, the British have sent back
across the Atlantic the 563-horsepower, 6.6-litre, twin-turbo
Rolls-Royce Ghost Extended Wheelbase. It similarly pairs incomparable luxury with improbable speed, thanks to its combination of leather, wood and V12 muscle.
In
an age when darty handling has displaced cushiness as the desired
luxury-car behaviour, the term “boat” rings as an automotive pejorative,
chasing most carmakers away from nautical analogies. But Rolls-Royce
continues to embrace the land-yacht persona, touting proportions that
intentionally recall a vintage mahogany Chris-Craft.
But how to introduce English royalty to workaday America?
As our colleagues at BBC Culture
recently observed,
there are few more traditionally American automotive activities than
going to the drive-in to catch a double feature. Drive-ins were once
commonplace, but today they belong to a specialised realm of
nostalgia-inducing entertainments, not unlike vinyl records (and
manual transmissions). Though every US city contained them a half-century ago, only the hardy few remain.
It is considered poor form in rural Virginia to run over speaker posts in your Rolls-Royce.
Among these is the
Family Drive-In Theatre
in Stephens City, Virginia, about a 90-minute drive from Washington DC,
nestled in Virginia’s historic Shenandoah Valley. This particular
drive-in dates from 1956, and the hospitality and low prices could
convince visitors that little time has passed since.
Parking
spaces that often accommodate pickup trucks and Chevy Suburbans were
just the place to moor the Ghost for the evening. The Rolls stretches
219.3in, a scant 3in shorter than those Suburbans. While such
proportions are not problematic at the drive-in lot, a pilot should take
care not to mow down the speaker posts sprouting across the grounds.
(It is considered poor form in rural Virginia to run over speaker posts
in your Rolls-Royce.)
The view from the Ghost's front seat is
splendid, unsurprisingly. In many cars back-seat viewing would be made
difficult by the roof’s intrusion, but the Ghost's sofa-like rear seats
position occupants low enough for a clear view of the screen through the
windshield. Traditionalists mount a classic drive-in metal speaker to
the window for audio. But with the Ghost’s 600-watt, 16-speaker sound
system, tuning in Hollywood surround sound via the car’s radio dial
seemed the more suitable choice.
Granted, few sounds emanating
from those speakers could compete for sheer drama with the Ghost’s V12,
which even sounds expensive on start-up, sparking to life with the
high-speed whirr of a jet engine. On the trip west to the drive-in,
flattening the accelerator made the Ghost assume the nose-high attitude
of a powerboat climbing up on plane. In such moments the Rolls’ Spirit
of Ecstasy hood ornament sooner resembled a ship prow’s figurehead.
Of
course, the hydraulically smooth V12 never betrayed any effort, despite
its tremendous output and hefty load. The Ghost’s eight-speed automatic
transmission also faded into the background, with the only discernable
shifts coming when changing from forward to reverse gear.
The
Ghost is a luxury liner and never fails to remind occupants of this
truth. At highway speed the car shoulders aside the air with its bluff
front, but passengers never notice, as no wind noise penetrates the
Ghost’s vault-like sheet metal, and the car’s air shocks erase any bumps
not flattened by the optional 20in tires.
The English White worn
by this tester was complimented by Seashell-hued leather upholstery. The
white-on-white layout underscored the Ghost’s extravagance; who could
live with such a colour scheme? Children with a modicum of dirt on their
jeans would be forbidden passage. Even better, only passengers in
all-white ensembles would be allowed inside.
Maybe this was the
Ghost’s arch way of conveying that it truly was intended for the
yachting set. But as the Hollywood studios know, it sure is fun to play
make-believe.
Vital stats: 2013 Rolls-Royce Ghost Extended Wheelbase
- Base price: $296,000
- As tested: $356,290
- EPA fuel economy: 13mpg city, 21mpg highway
- Powertrain: 6.6-litre, 563hp, twin-turbocharged V12 engine, eight-speed automatic transmission
- Standard
equipment: Electronically retracting Spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament,
600w audio system, GPS navigation, power-closing rear doors, umbrellas
built into front doors, leather and wood interior appointments
- Major
options: 20in forged aluminium wheels, front and rear ventilated
massage seats, lambs’ wool floor mats, head-up display, night vision,
panoramic sunroof